You have that notorious roommate who always takes you on regular and unexpected sexiles. In fact you are too used to them that you have a series of friends to whose place you always crash at. Are you tired of this trend? Well I have just come up
with seven simple solutions to your predicament. All of them are proven and they really work.
The smelly shoes. Simple idea. Make sure your room is always smelly. Make those shoes stink. Shame your roomy. Make him look for a different venue.
Cock blocker. Kaa ngumu. Pretend you are doing something important. Revise for the cat that is 4 weeks away.
The fellowship. This one only works when you are the C.U guy. When dear roomy tells you that Friday night madam will be coming. Then you organize for a bible study in your room at this same hour. Make sure that you choose a topic am adultery and then you invite that virgin pasi who always look uncomfortable in front of ladies. Your work will be to seat back relax and watch Mr Pasi preach the guilt out of the clade. Trust me that lady will never come back,
The mabeshte attack. If you are not the church goer then you definitely are the rave guy. This means you have those friends who like parties no matter the venue as long as there is booze or gomba. Invite like six of this guys and buy them a mzinga and some gomba to keep them high. When mister roomy comes with madam klande tell your boys guys I think the ladies are here….let team mafisi do the working….
Bedbug infestation. Just introduce bedbugs to your room. Roomy will definitely change the venue.
Strange padlock. Imagine your roommate comes with this klande ready for some humping and then he finds a completely new padlock on the door and making matters worse your phone is off.
The pili pili attack. This is when all the above don’t work, you simply buy some chilly or anything that has the same effect as pepper and you apply it in the tissue paper. You might be shocked how many times roomy and the klande use T.P during their escapades. The effect is instant but please be kind enough to provide a bucket of water lest roomy and madam roomy run naked to the bathrooms.
By: Medifinations
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