AFRICAN STORIES: JOKES

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<span style="color: white;">Dear southafricans.</span></div>
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;">                </span>I can’t
  speak in click sounds but I know one click sound. (NKT!). I guess it’s a
  greeting in your country. So I greet you all NKT!!!. I should say that am
  glad to have this chance to write to you, or is it to settle my hearts
  longing desire and curiosity. I agree with the fact that your country is the
  biggest economy in Africa but don’t get cozy yet.</span></div>
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">                </span>I
  have learnt that there was a time your country voted <a href="http://www.ghafla.co.ke/news/tv/item/408-the-ugliest-people-in-africa">Kenya as a country with  the ugliest WOMEN in Africa</a>.(NYANI HAONI KUNDULE) </span><span style="color: white;"><span style="color: white;">You guys did
  not rate yourselves because you don’t have women but WE MEN. </span>It has been an observation
  of concern that the most famous woman from your country is Semenya. Don’t ask
  about Kenya pliz. I don’t want to start talking about LUPITA. That woMAN
  semenya and the rest of woMEN give me chills down my spine. . How do they
  manage to throw those manly kicks in the Zulu dance.. </span></div>
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<span style="color: white;">Another thing, your click sounds? Do you guys laugh or
  firt in click sounds? No offence pliz. What about s** do your women sound
  like this NKT! NKT! NKT! NKT! BABY!. Just asking. My main objective of writing
  this was to communicate to Zuma. He seems to be better at choosing wives than
  ministers. “yet all the ladies can act a horror film without makeup” just ask
  him to follow in the footsteps of THE LATE NELSON MANDELA(may his soul rest
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<span style="color: white;">And about Kenya wining the twitter war. Si uchawi
  nimazoea. Comparing you guys From the Nigerian war it was a walkover for us.
  Ask the Nigerians and the Tanzanians and the Ugandans and Huddah and Lillian
  Muli and you will know not to mess with KOT(KDF’s first line of defense). The
  records speak for themselves. WE ARE THE MOST CREATIVE TWITTER USERS IN
  AFRICA. I leave you with a Swahili saying. Ukishindana na ndovu kunya
  utapasuka msamba.(ask the Tanzanians to interpret that for you. Or better
  still learn KISWAHILI)</span></div>
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