OPEN LETTER TO
SOUTHAFRICA
Dear southafricans.
I can’t
speak in click sounds but I know one click sound. (NKT!). I guess it’s a
greeting in your country. So I greet you all NKT!!!. I should say that am
glad to have this chance to write to you, or is it to settle my hearts
longing desire and curiosity. I agree with the fact that your country is the
biggest economy in Africa but don’t get cozy yet.
I
have learnt that there was a time your country voted Kenya as a country with the ugliest WOMEN in Africa.(NYANI HAONI KUNDULE) You guys did
not rate yourselves because you don’t have women but WE MEN. It has been an observation
of concern that the most famous woman from your country is Semenya. Don’t ask
about Kenya pliz. I don’t want to start talking about LUPITA. That woMAN
semenya and the rest of woMEN give me chills down my spine. . How do they
manage to throw those manly kicks in the Zulu dance..
Another thing, your click sounds? Do you guys laugh or
firt in click sounds? No offence pliz. What about s** do your women sound
like this NKT! NKT! NKT! NKT! BABY!. Just asking. My main objective of writing
this was to communicate to Zuma. He seems to be better at choosing wives than
ministers. “yet all the ladies can act a horror film without makeup” just ask
him to follow in the footsteps of THE LATE NELSON MANDELA(may his soul rest
in peace).
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And about Kenya wining the twitter war. Si uchawi
nimazoea. Comparing you guys From the Nigerian war it was a walkover for us.
Ask the Nigerians and the Tanzanians and the Ugandans and Huddah and Lillian
Muli and you will know not to mess with KOT(KDF’s first line of defense). The
records speak for themselves. WE ARE THE MOST CREATIVE TWITTER USERS IN
AFRICA. I leave you with a Swahili saying. Ukishindana na ndovu kunya
utapasuka msamba.(ask the Tanzanians to interpret that for you. Or better
still learn KISWAHILI)
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